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Spock You are Montgomery Scott
Star Trek (2009) Line-by-Line Version 2.0
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Kirk:You know him
Scotty: Aye, that's me. You're in the right place. Unless there's another hardworking equally starved Starfleet officer around.
Keenser: Me!
Scotty:Shut up you can eating anyting,you can eat a bean and your done.I'm talking about food real food so your here and thank you
Spock Prime: You are, in fact, the Mr. Scott who postulated the theory of transwarp beaming.
Scotty:Thats what Im talking about. That's how I end up here,I had a little debate with my instructor on little phisics on subspace travel something like transportering something like a grapefruit. Was limited to hunderd miles I told him that I could not beam a grapefruit to one planet and Jeson planet with the system. That I could use a lifeform so I tested it on Adrimal Archers prize beagle
Kirk: I know that dog. What happened to it?
Scotty:Ill let you know when it reappears,however I do feel bad about that.
Ah--a-hem:
Scotty: That's what I'm talking about! How'd ye think I wound up here?
I had a little debate with my instructor on the issue of relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel.
He seemed to think that the range of transportering something like, uh, like a grapefruit...was limited to about a hunderd miles.
I told him that I could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet to the adjacent planet in the same system--which is easy, by the way....
(Kirk looks at Keenser, who just shakes his head)
...I could do it with a lifeform. So...I tested it--on Adrimal Archers prize beagle.
(etc. Picking up):
Spock Prime: ...What if I told you that your transwarp theory was correct--that it is indeed possible to beam onto a ship that is travelling at warp speed--?
Spock: The reason you haven't heard of it Mr Scott is because you haven't discovered it yet
Scotty: I..so..wh...are you from the future??
Kirk:He is Im not
(Scotty leans forward)
Scotty: Well, that's brilliant! Do they still have sandwiches, there?
(later, outside shuttle)
Well, she's a wee bit dodgy! Shield generators are--(bangs it with wrench)--totally banjaxed, as well as a few other things.... On yous go!
SO--the Enterprise has had its maiden voyage, has it? She is one well-endowed LADY!
Ah'd love to get me hands on her AMPLE NACELLES, if ye'll--pardon the engineering parlance.
(Throws wrench behind him with a CLANG!)
(Inside shuttle)
Except--the thing is--even if I believed you, right--where you're from, what I've done...which--I don't, by the way--you're still talkin' about beaming aboard the Enterprise while she's travelling faster than light, without a proper recieving pad--GET OFF THERE!!! It's not a climin' frame....
(Kirk helps Keenser off)
The notion of transwarp beaming is like--trying to hit a bullet, with a smaller bullet, whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse....
(Double take at Spock Prime's console) ...What's that?
Scotty: Well, that's brilliant! Do they still have sandwiches, there?
(later, outside shuttle)
Well, she's a wee bit dodgy! Shield generators are--(bangs it with wrench)--totally banjaxed, as well as a few other things.... On yous go!
SO--the Enterprise has had its maiden voyage, has it? She is one well-endowed LADY!
Ah'd love to get me hands on her AMPLE NACELLES, if ye'll--pardon the engineering parlance.
(Throws wrench behind him with a CLANG!)
(Inside shuttle)
Except--the thing is--even if I believed you, right--where you're from, what I've done...which--I don't, by the way--you're still talkin' about beaming aboard the Enterprise while she's travelling faster than light, without a proper recieving pad--GET OFF THERE!!! It's not a climin' frame....
(Kirk helps Keenser off)
The notion of transwarp beaming is like--trying to hit a bullet, with a smaller bullet, whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse....
(Double take at Spock Prime's console) ...What's that?
SPOCK PRIME: Your equation for achieving transwarp beaming!
Scotty: Get out of it...
(sits down, reads console, eyes bulge)
OCH! Imagine that--it ne'er occured to me to think of space as the thing that was moving!
(sits down, reads console, eyes bulge)
OCH! Imagine that--it ne'er occured to me to think of space as the thing that was moving!
KIRK: You're coming with us, right?
Spock Prime: ...No, Jim. That is not my destiny.
Kirk: Your dest...?? He... The other Spock is not going to believe me. Only you can explain what's happened...
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