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Star Trek (2009) Line-by-Line Version 2.0

(overlapping unintelligible dialogue from various members in simulation and observation room as computers go 'down' momentarily )

"Teacher" in observation room: What is this? What's going on?
 
(All the computer monitors start blinking and so does the simulation.)
Instructor: What is this? Whats's going on?
 
Kirk: Fire on all enemy ships, one photon each should do lets not waste ammunition.
 
Cadet at weapons: Target locked and acquired on all warbirds. Firing. (Fires simulated weapons, Kirk pewpews and all ships are destroyed). All ships destroyed Captain.
 
KIRK(*pointing finger like phaser and making shooting and explosion noises*): Pwwwwcccchhhkkk(or whatever :lol:)
 
Kirk: Begin rescue of the stranded crew. So we've managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one on board was injured and the successful rescue of the KM crew is underway.
 
(in the auditorium)

Barnett: This session has been called to resolve a troubling matter. James T. Kirk, step forward. Cadet Kirk, evidence has been submitted to this council suggesting that you violated the ethical code of conduct pursuant to Regulation 17.49 of the Starfleet code. Is there anything you care to say before we begin, sir?


(:D I had this line last time!)
 
(As Spock rises and smartly adjusts his uniform tunic)

Barnett: Step forward please. This is Commander Spock. He is one of our most distinguished graduates. He's programmed the Kobayashi Maru exam for the last four years. Commander?
 
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