Star Trek (2009) Line-by-Line Version 2.0

[Yeoman Randi]

Pike (over loudspeaker) This is Captain Pike. We've been cleared for take-off.

 

[Wynterhawk]

(to Kirk)

McCoy: I may throw up on you.

 

[LeadHead]

We missed a little;

Officer: You need to take a seat!

McCoy: I had a seat, in the bathroom. With No Windows!

Next line:

Kirk: I think these things are pretty safe.

 

[Wynterhawk]

McCoy: Don't pander to me kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in 13 seconds. A solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles. See if you're still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding.Space is a disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: Well I hate to break this to you, but Starfleet operates in space.

 

[Wynterhawk]

McCoy: Yeah, well, I got nowhere else to go. The ex-wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left is my bones.

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: Jim Kirk.

 

[Wynterhawk]

McCoy: McCoy. Leonard McCoy.

 

[Rush Limborg]

(Shuttle lifts off, as a friendship is born....)

THREE YEARS LATER....

(The Narada flies through space....)

(Nero is on a stone cot, a paper full of equations near his head. He is stiff with anticipation.)

(Offscreen, a door opens)

Romulan officer: Captain Nero: You've been requested on the bridge, sir....

(Nero turns in the direction of the voice)

...Ayel says it's time.

(Nero looks up, and narrows his eyes....)

 

[Leandar]

Ayel: Sir, we've arrived at the coordinates you calculated. There's nothing here. What are your orders?

 

[Rush Limborg]

Nero: We wait.

We wait for the one who allowed our home to be destroyed...as we've been doing for 25 years....

 

[Leandar]

Ayel: And once we've killed him?

 

[Rush Limborg]

Nero: (Turns to Ayel in amusement) Kill him?

I'm not gonna kill him. I'm gonna make him watch.

(Ayel frowns, but suddenly the black hole opens...and out comes a small, mysterious ship.)

Capture that ship!

(Nero smiles) Welcome back...Spock!

 

[Wynterhawk]

(At the Academy, McCoy and Kirk are walking down the steps)

McCoy: What are you so happy about?

 

[Rush Limborg]

Kirk: I don't know what you're talkin' about!

(Two hot cadets walk by)

 

[Wynterhawk]

McCoy: No, I don't suppose you do.

 

[Rush Limborg]

(Kirk turns and notices the babes)

Kirk: Helloooooooooooo, ladies!

(To Bones) I'm takin' the test again.

 

[Wynterhawk]

McCoy: You gotta be kidding.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Kirk: Yeah, tomorrow morning--and I want you there.

 

[Wynterhawk]

McCoy: you know, I've got better things to do than to watch you embarrass yourself for a third time. I'm a doctor, Jim. I'm busy.