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Star Trek 2009 Line by Line 3.0

Scotty: I know you're just doing your job but couldja not come a wee bit sooner? Six months i've been here, livin' off Starfleet protein nibs and the promise of a good meal. And i know exactly what's goin' on here...OK? Punishment. Isn't it? Ongoing. For something that was clearly an accident.
 
Scotty: Aye, that's me. You're in the right place. Unless there's another hard-working, equally starved starfleet officer around.
 
Scotty: Keenser, shut up! You don't eat anything. You could eat like a bean, and you're done! I'm talking about food, real food. But, you're here now, so, thank you. Where is it?
 
(YES! I got this line!)

Scotty: Now that's what Ahm talking about! How'd ye think Ah wound up here?

Ah had a little debate wit' my instructor on the issue of...relativistic physics, an' how it pertains t' subspace travel.

He seemed t' think tha' the range of transporting somethin' like a--like a grapefruit--was limited to abou' a hundred miles.

Ah told'em that Ah could not only beam a grapefruit from one planet t' the adjacent planet in the same system--which is easy, by the way...

(Kirk turns to Keenser, who just shakes his head....)

...Ah coul' do it wit' a life-form.

So...Ah tested it on Adm'ral Archer's prize beagle!

(Hey--I just noticed that Spock Prime snickers a bit at this last line!)
 
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Scotty: I'll tell you when it reappears. I don't know, I do feel guilty about that.
 
Spock Prime: What if i told you that your transwarp theory was correct? That it is indeed possible to beam onto a ship that is traveling at warp speed?
 
Spock: The reason you haven't heard about it, Mister Scott, is that you haven't discovered it yet.
 
(I think Kirk said it the other way around: "Yeah--he is. I'm not." ;))

Scotty: :wtf: ...Well that's BRILLIANT! D' they still have sandwiches there...?

(Some time later, near whatever's left of Scotty's old shuttle.)

Well--she's a wee bit dodgy. Shield emmitters are--(bang, bang) TOTALLY banjanxed, as well as a few other things....

(Waves them in with tool) On yous go....

SO--the Enterprise has had it's maiden voyage, is it? She is one well-endowed lady!

Ah'd like t' get me hands on her "ample nacelles", if ye'll--pardong the engineerin' parlance! :evil:

(Hands tool to Keenser, who just throws it behind him with a CLANG!)

(Inside craft) Except--the thing is: even if Ah belived you, alright--where you're from...what Ah've done--

Which...Ah don't, by the way--

Ye're still talkin' about beaming aboard the Enterprise, whilst she's travellin' faster than light, withou' a proper recievin' pattern--GET OFF there! 'Tis not a climbin' frame.

(Kirk helps Keenser off ledge. Scotty resumes lecture to Spock Prime.)

Th' notion of transwarp beamin' is like tryin' t' his a bullet--wit'a smaller bullet--wilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse.

(Peers as Spock Prime's work.) What's that?
 
(Technically, "equation for achieving transwarp beaming"....;))

Scotty: (mutters under his breath, takes a good look at the screen...)

Och! Imagine that. It ne'er occured t' me to think o' space as the thing that was moving!
 
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