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Star Trek 2009 Line by Line 3.0
- Thread starter Yeoman Randi
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Chekov: May I have your attention please? At 2200 hours Starfleet detected an anomaly in the Neutral Zone, that appeared to be a lightning storm in space. Soon after Starfleet recieved a distress signal from the Vulcan High Command, that their planet was experiencing unusual seismic activity. Our mission: is to assess the condition of Vulcan and assist with evacuations if necessary. We should be arriving at Vulcan in 3 minutes, thank you for your time.
Kirk pops up on the biobed in sickbay.
Kirk: huhuhuh....lightning storm!!
Kirk: huhuhuh....lightning storm!!
Kirk: (Looks down at his hands) AGH!!!!!!! What the hell's this?????
Bones: Reaction to the vaccine, dangit! (runs off)
(finishing)
McCoy: Nurse Chapel! I need 50 ccs of coritisone.
Chapel: Yes Sir!
McCoy: Nurse Chapel! I need 50 ccs of coritisone.
Chapel: Yes Sir!
McCoy: JIM! I'm not kidding, we need to keep your heart rate down. (chases him through corridors to computer terminal).
McCoy: I haven't seen a reaction this severe since med school.
(Jim runs off, Bones on his heels)
Bones: DANG IT, JIM--STAND STILL!!!
(He catches up, and injects hypo--)
Bones: DANG IT, JIM--STAND STILL!!!
(He catches up, and injects hypo--)
KIRK(irritated): STOP IT!!!!!!
(Kirk runs through the communications' centre, finally finding Uhura)
Kirk: Uhura! Uhura!
Kirk: Uhura! Uhura!
Kirk: Look who is responsible for the Klingon attack and was the ship womuwan?
Kirk: (to McCoy) What's happening to my mouth???
Bones: What, you got numb tongue?
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