McCoy: (checks console)No...they're not.
Star Trek 2009 Line by Line 3.0
- Thread starter Yeoman Randi
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Crewman: Target locked and aquired on all warbirds. Firing. (They fire. Kirk does the pew pew). All ships destroyed Captain.
Kirk: Begin rescue of the stranded crew. Soooo, we've managed to eliminate all enemy ships, no one on board was injured and the successful rescue of the Kobayashi Maru crew is under way.
Pike: How the hell did that kid beat your test?
(Scene change. We are now in a meeting hall with all the cadets, etc.)
Admiral Tyler Perry: This session has been called to resolve a troubling matter. James T. Kirk step foward. Cadet Kirk, evidence has been submitted to this council suggesting that you violated the ethical code of conduct persuant to regulation 174.3 of the Starfleet Code. Is there anything you care to say before we begin sir?
Admiral Tyler Perry: This session has been called to resolve a troubling matter. James T. Kirk step foward. Cadet Kirk, evidence has been submitted to this council suggesting that you violated the ethical code of conduct persuant to regulation 174.3 of the Starfleet Code. Is there anything you care to say before we begin sir?
Admiral Tyler Perry: (To Spock) Step forward please.
(To Kirk) This is Commander Spock. He is one of our most distinguished graduates. He has programmed the Kobyashi Maru exam for the last four years. Commander?
(To Kirk) This is Commander Spock. He is one of our most distinguished graduates. He has programmed the Kobyashi Maru exam for the last four years. Commander?
Spock: Cadet Kirk, you somehow managed to install and activate a subroutine to the programming code, thereby changing the conditions of the test.
Kirk: Your point being?
Admiral Perry--uh, Barnett: In academic vernacular...you cheated.
Spock: Your argument precludes the possibility of a no-win scenario.
Spock: Then not only did you violate the rules, you failed to understand the principle lesson.
Kirk: Please, enlighten me.
Kirk: I of all people.
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