Star Trek 2009 Line by Line 3.0

[LeadHead]

McCoy: Don't lecture me kid. One breach in the hull we die in 10 seconds. A solar flare could pop up, cook us in our seats. And just wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian Shingles. Let's see how funny you are when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence!

 

[Rush Limborg]

Kirk: (shaking his head slightly) Well, I hate to break it to you--but Starfleet operates in space....

 

[F. King Daniel]

McCoy: Yeah, well I got nowhere else to go seein' as the wife took the whole damn planet in the divorce. All I got left are my bones.

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy hands Kirk his flask.

Kirk: Jim Kirk.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Bones: McCoy. Leonard McCoy. (shakes Jim's hand...and a friendship is born....)

 

[LeadHead]

The Shuttle takes off going past the Construction site for the USS Enterprise, don't worry, we'll see her again.

3 years later...

The Narada flies through space...

We see Nero, angry and determined.

Romulan: Captain Nero. You've been requested on the Bridge. Ayel says it's time.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Ayel: Sir - we've arrived at the coordinates you calculated, but there's nothing here. What are your orders, sir?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Nero: We wait. We wait for the one who allowed our home to be destroyed. As we've been doing for 25 years.

 

[LeadHead]

Ayel: And once we've killed him?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Nero: Kill him? I'm not gonna kill him. I'm gonna make him watch.

 

[F. King Daniel]

(EDIT: Ha, took too long )

(a lightning storm begins, and the Jellyfish drops out the other end of the black hole on Nerada's viewer)

Nero: Welcome back, Spock.

 

[LeadHead]

Back at Starfleet Academy

McCoy: Why are you so happy?

 

[F. King Daniel]

Kirk: (distracted by passing lady cadets)Hellooo, ladies! (back to McCoy) I'm taking the test again.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Skipped a bit:

(EDIT: Ha, took too long )

(a lightning storm begins, and the Jellyfish drops out the other end of the black hole on Nerada's viewer)

Nero: CAPTURE THAT SHIP!

(A triumphant smile comes to his face.)

Nero: Welcome back, Spock.

Back at Starfleet Academy

McCoy: Why are you so happy?

Please continue.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

(fixing up a bit)

McCoy: Why are you so happy?

Kirk: I don't know what you're talking about.

Mccoy: No i don't suppose you do.

Kirk: Hello ladies! I'm taking the test again.

McCoy: You've gotta be kidding!

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Tomorrow morning, and I want you there.

 

[Rush Limborg]

Ah...I think that was Kirk's line.

EDIT: Sorry. I see you corrected it. Carry on!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

McCoy: You know, I got better things to do than watch you make a fool of yourself for a third time. I'm a doctor Jim, I'm busy! (didn't you all think he was gonna do a "im a doctor, not a ....there?)

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: It really doesn't bother you that no one's ever passed the test?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

McCoy: Jim, It's the Kobayashi Maru. No one passes the test and NO ONE goes back for seconds, let alone thirds!