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I've written a fan fiction called Star Trek: Phasers Fucking Everywhere, and CBS said it was "the best Star Track we've ever read". We're making a pilot once I talk to the CBS lawyer's cousin's pool guy's stereo repair guy. You should believe this because I have said it. No need to talk to CBS. They can't talk about these things until principal photography begins. Hush hush.
 
I've poised the obvious question in their comments section:

115. Ryan Thomas Riddle - June 19, 2015
Did anyone at Trekmovie bother to try to contact CBS or Paramount to confirm this?

If not, that’s just shoddy reporting.
A question which remains unanswered as far as I can tell.

Yeah, it's unfortunate. But as a former journalist, I can't stand these so-called pop culture news sites that don't practice any real journalistic legwork.
 
It's non-journalistic journalism, to be sure.

Though I snickered at the author's "he is definitely working to try something different and bold", because I saw nothing different or bold in the material I read, just another remix of well-trod ideas.
 
It's non-journalistic journalism, to be sure.

Though I snickered at the author's "he is definitely working to try something different and bold", because I saw nothing different or bold in the material I read, just another remix of well-trod ideas.

I guess they just want to be a little nice after basically calling the guy a liar. :lol:
 
I've written a fan fiction called Star Trek: Phasers Fucking Everywhere, and CBS said it was "the best Star Track we've ever read". We're making a pilot once I talk to the CBS lawyer's cousin's pool guy's stereo repair guy. You should believe this because I have said it. No need to talk to CBS. They can't talk about these things until principal photography begins. Hush hush.

CBS has decided to go with my Starfleet Academy pitch which is loosely based on Animal House.

Admiral Wormer decided to expel Delta House after Otter get drunk on Romulan Ale and disintegrates himself with a phaser. But Bluto makes a big speech about inter-species and brings the Vulcan dean to tears.

:techman:
 
I've written a fan fiction called Star Trek: Phasers Fucking Everywhere, and CBS said it was "the best Star Track we've ever read". We're making a pilot once I talk to the CBS lawyer's cousin's pool guy's stereo repair guy. You should believe this because I have said it. No need to talk to CBS. They can't talk about these things until principal photography begins. Hush hush.

CBS has decided to go with my Starfleet Academy pitch which is loosely based on Animal House.

Admiral Wormer decided to expel Delta House after Otter get drunk on Romulan Ale and disintegrates himself with a phaser. But Bluto makes a big speech about inter-species and brings the Vulcan dean to tears.

:techman:

... I would watch this.
 
I've written a fan fiction called Star Trek: Phasers Fucking Everywhere, and CBS said it was "the best Star Track we've ever read". We're making a pilot once I talk to the CBS lawyer's cousin's pool guy's stereo repair guy. You should believe this because I have said it. No need to talk to CBS. They can't talk about these things until principal photography begins. Hush hush.

CBS has decided to go with my Starfleet Academy pitch which is loosely based on Animal House.

Admiral Wormer decided to expel Delta House after Otter get drunk on Romulan Ale and disintegrates himself with a phaser. But Bluto makes a big speech about inter-species and brings the Vulcan dean to tears.

:techman:

... I would watch this.

:lol:
 
CBS has decided to go with my Starfleet Academy pitch which is loosely based on Animal House.

Admiral Wormer decided to expel Delta House after Otter get drunk on Romulan Ale and disintegrates himself with a phaser. But Bluto makes a big speech about inter-species and brings the Vulcan dean to tears.

:techman:

... I would watch this.

:lol:

What?! I would! :lol:
Can you imagine Bluto in a Starfleet Academy uniform?!

"DID WE GIVE UP WHEN THE FERENGI BOMBED NARENDRA III?! HELL NO!"

Serves me right for sleeping throughmy watch!
I appreciate it. I was going to go digging for the link to show a friend who didn't believe me, and you had it right there, so you saved me a couple minutes of searching! :)
 
You know, if the guy has a shot, more power to him, but up to now the only source for this story is him. So I'm not paying any more attention until after this purported meeting takes place.
 
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