"Spock's Brain" Line-by-Line

[Leandar]

Scotty: Body? Why, ye have none!

 

[JanewayRulz!]

SPOCK [OC]: Then what am l?

 

[Leandar]

McCoy: You are a disembodied brain.

 

[CoveTom]

SPOCK'S BRAIN: Fascinating. It could explain much, Doctor. My medulla oblongata is hard at work apparently breathing, apparently pumping blood, apparently maintaining a normal physiologic temperature.

 

[Captain Robert April]

KIRK: Spock we don't have time for that.

 

[CoveTom]

SPOCK'S BRAIN: Why are you endangering your lives by coming here?

 

[Captain Robert April]

KIRK: We came to put you back. Where are you?

 

[Leandar]

Spock: Back where?

 

[Captain Robert April]

KIRK: Back...into your body. We brought it along with us.

 

[Leandar]

Spock: Thoughtful, Captain, but probably impractical. While I might trust the doctor to remove a splinter or lance a boil, I do not believe he has the knowledge to restore a brain.

 

[Captain Robert April]

McCOY: Thank you.

 

[KirkPicard]

Spock's Brain: No denigration intended, Doctor McCoy. That skill does not yet exist in the galaxy.

 

[Alienesse]

KIRK: The skill to remove it exists right where we are. Restoring it must also be possible. That's why we've got to get to you as quickly as we can.

 

[Captain Robert April]

SPOCK: Captain, I appreciate the risks you are taking on my behalf, but I must insist they are worthwhile only if there is a reasonable chance for success. Let me ask you, how much time has elapsed since --

 

[Alienesse]

KIRK: Eighteen hours and twelve minutes.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

SPOCK [OC]: Doctor McCoy must've told you that twenty four hours is the maximum my body can...

 

[Alienesse]

MCCOY: I told him.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

KIRK: That leaves us exactly five hours and forty eight minutes, Spock.

 

[Alienesse]

SPOCK [OC]: It does seem all too brief a time to develop such skills, does it not?

 

[CoveTom]

KIRK: Yes, very brief. That's why we must get to you immediately. Beam us a signal so we can home in on you.