Spock

[Mr_Homn]

I agree with Batman.

Now, a more interesting match:

Entire Borg Collective vs Batman.

No, wait... answer is still Batman.. Damn it.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Imagine if they assimilated him and then ALL the Borg were Batman.

 

[Guy Gardener]

It's only a slash fic if Kirk is joining Spock on the Wookie rug.

Forget that, I got a better idea - not Kirk, Han!

Hey that happened in the comics.

It was a Joss Wheedon comic.

but it happened.

Han said some thing like "Some nights on the falcon it got really cold."

Between the lines but still obvious and hilarious.

 

[The Comedian]

How does Spock's strength compare with Chewbacca's? Who would win in an arm wrestling contest?

Vulcans are a few times stronger than humans but in fights it often seems like they're fairly evenly matched. Chewbacca (Wookies) however are depicted as being quite a bit stronger than their human counterparts (and assuming Han Solo's suggestion that Chewie once ripped the arms out of the sockets of a man who beat him in Space-Chess.) I'd think a fight between Chewbacca and Spock (or a Wookie and a Vulcan) would fall to the Wookie's favor. If nothing else because Wookies are likely to fight dirty and viciously as opposed to the strategy and "logic" a Vulcan would fight with.

Now, I wonder what a blend between the Amok Time theme and the "Duel of the Fates" piece would sound like.

(emerges from wormhole)

In my alternate reality, the music was awesome. Though it didn't take off until the lightsabers came out.

 

[Holdfast]

In my alternate reality, the music was awesome. Though it didn't take off until the lightsabers came out.

We're still talking about the Kirk/Spock slash fiction on the Chewie-skin rug from upthread, and "lightsaber" is a euphemism, right?

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Is lightsaber ever not a euphemism? Dang, maybe Star Wars isn't as interesting as I've been thinking all these years...

 

[Holdfast]

Poor Yoda with his miniature saber.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Size matters, not.

 

[Holdfast]

The Force is his ally...

 

[Set Harth]

It's only a slash fic if Kirk is joining Spock on the Wookie rug.

Forget that, I got a better idea - not Kirk, Han!

Hey that happened in the comics.

It was a Joss Wheedon comic.

but it happened.

Han said some thing like "Some nights on the falcon it got really cold."

Between the lines but still obvious and hilarious.

Not just any relations.

Good relations.