I agree with Batman. Now, a more interesting match: Entire Borg Collective vs Batman. No, wait... answer is still Batman.. Damn it.
Hey that happened in the comics. It was a Joss Wheedon comic. but it happened. Han said some thing like "Some nights on the falcon it got really cold." Between the lines but still obvious and hilarious.
(emerges from wormhole) In my alternate reality, the music was awesome. Though it didn't take off until the lightsabers came out.
We're still talking about the Kirk/Spock slash fiction on the Chewie-skin rug from upthread, and "lightsaber" is a euphemism, right?
Is lightsaber ever not a euphemism? Dang, maybe Star Wars isn't as interesting as I've been thinking all these years...