Temis the Vorta said:
He looks like a teenage Khan!
Okay, you asked for it...
Coming this fall on The CW, Starfleetville!
Starring Eion Bailey as Jim Kirk -- A boy scout who always strives to do good and does what any red-blooded male would do when hot women constantly throw themselves at him... run away. Is responsible for releasing the most dangerous criminals from Rura Penthe and is the only one that can stop them, so it becomes his top priority to find them and capture/kill them by taking his sweet ass time.
Zachary Quinto as Spock -- Struggling to maintain his Vulcan secrets, people always seem to be looking the other way or unconscious when he's called upon to use his Vulcan powers.
Kristin Bell as Carol Marcus -- A total self-absorbed bitch that everyone seems to love for no logical reason, especially Jim Kirk. Has to date crashed 28 shuttlepods.
Shane West as Khan Noonien Singh -- Struggling to get out of his father's shadow, he masterminds operations from his laptop computer when he's all by himself in his family mansion. One project: to find out what Spock's secrets are. Is also in love with Carol Marcus. Shows no signs of injury from his 36 concussions and 41 attempts on his life.
Greg Vaughan as Will Decker -- Carol Marcus' boyfriend and captain of the Parrises squares team. Doesn't really do anything other than to provide Jim Kirk with angst.
Eliza Dushku as Saavik -- Jim Kirk's faithful sidekick that helps him in his adventures with her amazing computer skills. Is secretly in love with him and his perfect for him, but he doesn't notice her because he's too busy pining away for Carol Marcus. Doesn't yet know that she has super Vulcan powers.
Anton Yelchin as Pavel Chekov -- Born in Russia, a stellar cartographer who thinks he's better than he actually is because he spends more time being jealous of Jim Kirk and thinking about 20th century movies. Is completely out of Saavik's league, but ends up becoming her boyfriend anyway because she's that desperate.
John Glover as James Khan Singh
With Annette O'Toole as Winona Kirk
And John Schneider as George Kirk
Somebody saaaaaaaaaaaave me!!!!!!!