Ouch. Have you read any of Dynamite's recent Bond stuff?They seem to have pretty good reviews.JAMES BOND- SERPENT'S TOOTH by Paul Gulacy and Doug Moench.
Hoo boy. I vaguely remembered enjoying this when it came out in 1995. Of course I always liked the Gulacy/Moench graphic novels team, so there's that, and the artwork is good (Bond rather oddly looksa fair bit like Henry Cavill for most of it!), and the pacing is fast, there's plenty of action, and so on...
If this was a more, well, comics-based graphic novel – by which I mean if it was about Nick Fury or something, or even an original character – it would be great. Unfortunately it's supposed to be James Bond. Now, there are two types of Bond to enjoy- the movie Bond, and the books Bond. This clearly sets out to be the movie Bond – there's a pre-credit, and a title splash page reminiscent of the movies' title sequences. Beyond that, however... it makes the daftest bits of Moonraker look like The Third Man. It makes Austin fucking Powers look like The Third Man.
Starting off with a girl fleeing from el chpacrabra and being abducted by a flying saucer, it proceeds to get silly thereafter, bringing in not just traditional Bond movie tropes like “steal nuclear weapons and reshape the world” but genetic mutations, giant octopi, and Bond Vs Dinosaurs in a mobile underwater city.
The plot makes zero sense (even by Bond movie standards), and it doesn't help that this Bond is congenitally incapable of speaking a line that isn't a creaky failure of an attempted pun. It's what the phrase “comic book” was pretty much invented for, but in this case, even though it is a comic book, it's the wrong approach, and to a horrific degree.
This feels like a comic book Bond created by someone who's had The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker described to him by someone who has only read an online review of the movies. While drunk and/or stoned.
But if you tippex out all uses of the name “James Bond” and write in something more appropriate like “Clint Thrust” it makes a decent pre-Powers OTT pastiche with plenty of action.
Ouch. Have you read any of Dynamite's recent Bond stuff?They seem to have pretty good reviews.
Posted my review of TNG #32: Requiem by Michael Jan Friedman and Kevin Ryan. Rather enjoyed this one!
Just started reading TNG: Death in Winter for an upcoming episode of Literary Treks!
I have one major complaint about Requiem: why the heck was Picard transported to that particular place and time?
An interesting "What if?" scenario, I was pondering while reading the book: what if this had kicked off a TOS Relaunch in 1989? Taking pieces of the 80s novel continuity, filling in the blanks inbetween the series and TMP, and then moving in to a new, semi-serialized, 5ym set pre-TWOK?
Why was McCoy transported through the Guardian to a place and time where his actions could wipe out the whole Federation? Maybe Spock's theory there about currents in time drawing travelers to important moments could apply here too.
The latest episode of Literary Treks has been published: Literary Treks 258: Inaccurate Operas Will Be Performed of This Day!, all about Klingon Empire: A Burning House by Keith R.A. DeCandido.
I'm currently reading New Earth, Book 3: Rough Trails by L.A. Graf.
Hmm...maybe.
In "City" I never assumed that the Guardian chose a time for McCoy.
Let's assume that Spock's theory is correct. Is the Cestus massacre one of these eddies? Let's say that it is. That might explain why Picard was sent there of all places and times in the universe. But what are the odds of it happening just before he's about to negotiate a treaty with the Gorn? Even if we stipulate that Cestus is a time eddie, it still strains credulity to have this improbable event occur just in time for Picard to learn an important life lesson that he can immediately put to use. It would be like having McCoy learn a valuable surgical skill in 1930s Chicago that would allow him to defeat the critters in Operation: Annihilate.
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