^ LOL.
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I'm still dreading next weekend. I think I might be done. I know that is a pessimistic view to have but I've been underwhelmed with the first half of the final season right now despite a couple entertaining episodes. I know the majority of the commentary thread contributors would probably say this has been the best season out of the last three but after giving some more thought I don't really see much difference to be honest. I think I got excited during the summer time thanks to Brian and Kelly propping the show up and talking about all the "epic" things they were planning. With the loan exception of seeing Brainiac 5 and a glimpse of the costume I've been disappointed. I'm seriously considering not bothering with this until May.
This is not about being rewarded with joy for watching quality entertainment, and this isn't about Nielson boxes we don't have, this is because we're all too girly bullshit scared to take out a razor blade and start cutting for attention.
Quit if you're healthy, don't quit if you're bored because sooner or later if you sit there in front of the tv in your superman jammies cheering to exploits of Clark and Lois like you're watching football, all your friends and family will gather together to give you that intervention you've been aiming for, and then kick back and enjoy the party.
I mean shit, if they won't get off their ass for your birthday any more maybe the apparent seemingness of your complete mental collapse might light a fire under the collective asses of your loved ones and blow some love and tenderness in your direction.
Though I have been thinking about upping the ante since 9 and a 1/2 years now hasn't raised an eye brow or furrowed a brow on any one. Motherfuckers. I might have to start asking people to call me Superman.
No.
That just sounds like a sex thing.
okay.
I'll then demand my inner circle call me Lois.
Yes.
So that's the plan.
Every one synchronize your decent into madness and report back when we've achieved our mission objectives.
Sweet.
Quit if you're healthy, don't quit if you're bored because sooner or later if you sit there in front of the tv in your superman jammies cheering to exploits of Clark and Lois like you're watching football, all your friends and family will gather together to give you that intervention you've been aiming for, and then kick back and enjoy the party.
I mean shit, if they won't get off their ass for your birthday any more maybe the apparent seemingness of your complete mental collapse might light a fire under the collective asses of your loved ones and blow some love and tenderness in your direction.
Though I have been thinking about upping the ante since 9 and a 1/2 years now hasn't raised an eye brow or furrowed a brow on any one. Motherfuckers. I might have to start asking people to call me Superman.
No.
That just sounds like a sex thing.
okay.
I'll then demand my inner circle call me Lois.
Yes.
So that's the plan.
Every one synchronize your decent into madness and report back when we've achieved our mission objectives.
Sweet.
I accomplished my mission objective with Tess...does that count? 
Sexy dreams with fictional characters.
Is there any other reason to go to sleep or learn cgi modelling?
Is there any other reason to go to sleep or learn cgi modelling?
^ I have these kinds of dreams all the time.
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@Pro Actually I read Cat has another ep coming up.
I have had dreams about Lois(a romantic dream about giving each other gifts...she had a bunch for me and I didn't have any for her...it was emotional), Chloe(these dreams are always sexual...go figure), Cat(one dream...everything was pink!
), Tess(I had to save her...not sexual or really romantic), Lana(always semi romantic...always a sad dream) and I have Smallville dreams where I have Superman's powers...I say Superman instead of Clark...because I can usually fly and the dreams are like I am part of an episode with various characters from the series.
I have had dreams about Lois(a romantic dream about giving each other gifts...she had a bunch for me and I didn't have any for her...it was emotional), Chloe(these dreams are always sexual...go figure), Cat(one dream...everything was pink!
), Tess(I had to save her...not sexual or really romantic), Lana(always semi romantic...always a sad dream) and I have Smallville dreams where I have Superman's powers...I say Superman instead of Clark...because I can usually fly and the dreams are like I am part of an episode with various characters from the series.
My dreams involving Smallville women have tended to be confined to activities in the bedroom and not really involving any kind of plot.
I had a weird Smallville dream last night. I just remember that Clark was screaming like a crazy man and living in a filthy shack and Lana came and made him all better. Everything else in the dream is a blur now.
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Jeannot Szwarc Will Be Directing "Kent"
http://www.kryptonsite.com/news.htm
I think the last ep he did was "Homecoming"...so this could be interesting.
http://www.kryptonsite.com/news.htm
I think the last ep he did was "Homecoming"...so this could be interesting.
I imagine superspeed sex would look kinda blurry.
Sounds like a film I saw once. I think it was supposed to be a character piece.
So, I was about nine episodes behind on season 10 - have them all on the HD DVR - and last night watched Homecoming.
What a fantastic episode!
I absolutely loved the ending when Clark "flies" - having just watched Supergirl prior to this one, and with Kara telling him to focus and lose himself in the moment, for him to fly when he was dancing with Lois was just perfect. Loved it.
What a fantastic episode!
I absolutely loved the ending when Clark "flies" - having just watched Supergirl prior to this one, and with Kara telling him to focus and lose himself in the moment, for him to fly when he was dancing with Lois was just perfect. Loved it.
^ More like hovering. Another example that emotional state has something to do with Clark not being able to fly. Sigh.
You know how a balloon won't fly when you let the air out?
I think Clark masturbates too much.
Consider his first wet dream and how it blew a hole in his bedroom the size of an ambulance.
And that's not even considering if his heat vision didn't shear the roof off while he was blowing his load.
Clark has to keep himself constantly deflated otherwise people die.
I think Clark masturbates too much.
Consider his first wet dream and how it blew a hole in his bedroom the size of an ambulance.
And that's not even considering if his heat vision didn't shear the roof off while he was blowing his load.
Clark has to keep himself constantly deflated otherwise people die.
^ He's got Lois now. That should make him happy.
Um. She makes it worse.
Unless he uses Blue Kryptonite I suppose.
But he can't cum inside her without blowing her head off.
They just cuddle.
Maybe he's inside her while he's cuddling.
But beyond that lies trouble.
If Clark does more than cuddle, no matter the training Jor-El gave him, he would have to be able to mentally alter/reduce the velocity of the sperm coming out of his penis to something less than the speed of sound and less substantive and dense than diamond... And then there's the sonic boom to consider whether it happens before or after his jizz creates an exit wound out through her neck.
Yup.
Cuddling, Virginity or kara.
(Saw an episode of dream on the other day where the hero was trying to justify having sex with his first cousin played by Helen "Supergirl" Slater. I wonder if they made the connection there as it filmed about how the man of blue steel might demand an exemption to the usual incest rules too what with almost being the last of his species since sleeping with his wife was already bestiality and what's incest compared to bestiality?)
In a constant state of euphoria, it's no wonder he can't summon the will power to tell his body to elevate because he has no focus or concentration or any desire to do anything but to enjoy the afterglow.
Unless he uses Blue Kryptonite I suppose.
But he can't cum inside her without blowing her head off.
They just cuddle.
Maybe he's inside her while he's cuddling.
But beyond that lies trouble.
If Clark does more than cuddle, no matter the training Jor-El gave him, he would have to be able to mentally alter/reduce the velocity of the sperm coming out of his penis to something less than the speed of sound and less substantive and dense than diamond... And then there's the sonic boom to consider whether it happens before or after his jizz creates an exit wound out through her neck.
Yup.
Cuddling, Virginity or kara.
(Saw an episode of dream on the other day where the hero was trying to justify having sex with his first cousin played by Helen "Supergirl" Slater. I wonder if they made the connection there as it filmed about how the man of blue steel might demand an exemption to the usual incest rules too what with almost being the last of his species since sleeping with his wife was already bestiality and what's incest compared to bestiality?)
In a constant state of euphoria, it's no wonder he can't summon the will power to tell his body to elevate because he has no focus or concentration or any desire to do anything but to enjoy the afterglow.
^ That would seem to be myth since it's been implied several times that Clark and Lois have had sex which would contradict the Clark and Lana banging scenes from season eight.
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