SKYNET just went online — for real!

[Lindley]

I'd be more concerned about Google/Amazon, myself.

 

[John Picard]

Skynet is Wikipedia.

Yeah. This is what I was going to say. Wikipedia even has a better interface.

As riddled with misinformation as Wiki is, I couldn't see Skynet taking over a telephone, much less a defense network.

 

[nx1701g]

Skynet is Wikipedia.

Yeah. This is what I was going to say. Wikipedia even has a better interface.

The thing to worry about is Google and Wiki getting together. Then you have Skynet.

Coincidentally I was reading recently in Popular Mechanics I believe that the US Government has contracted for a new supercomputer to be built by IBM that they'll be connecting to the Defense Department. What's scary is that it'll be completed around the date that Skynet activates in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

 

[John Picard]

Yeah. This is what I was going to say. Wikipedia even has a better interface.

The thing to worry about is Google and Wiki getting together. Then you have Skynet.

Coincidentally I was reading recently in Popular Mechanics I believe that the US Government has contracted for a new supercomputer to be built by IBM that they'll be connecting to the Defense Department. What's scary is that it'll be completed around the date that Skynet activates in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Bah! Like all military contracts, it will be over budget, behind schedule, and not work as promised.

 

[RoJoHen]

Skynet is Wikipedia.

Yeah. This is what I was going to say. Wikipedia even has a better interface.

The thing to worry about is Google and Wiki getting together. Then you have Skynet.

Then you ALMOST have Skynet. Can't forget about Facebook.

 

[Klaus]

I typed in "How long until the nuclear holocaust" and it said

"Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input."

...so it's obviously hiding something.

 

[Mistral]

I asked how much the planet Earth was worth and it gave me the number of miles from the Sun to Worth, Il. Very suspicious.

 

[LutherSloan]

I asked how much the planet Earth was worth and it gave me the number of miles from the Sun to Worth, Il. Very suspicious.

Just to be sure, we'd better nuke Worth, IL!

 

[clint g]

I'll do you guys one better!

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/index.html

Damn Japanese will be the death of us all

 

[Kross]

Yes, that would have been awesome.

You laugh now, but its only funny when WebMD tells you the only treatment for jock itch is an all out nuke strike against Russia.

Skynet is 4chan.

Expect Arnold Schwarzenegger to show up on your doorstep soon.

 

[SeerSGB]

Yeah. This is what I was going to say. Wikipedia even has a better interface.

The thing to worry about is Google and Wiki getting together. Then you have Skynet.

Coincidentally I was reading recently in Popular Mechanics I believe that the US Government has contracted for a new supercomputer to be built by IBM that they'll be connecting to the Defense Department. What's scary is that it'll be completed around the date that Skynet activates in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles.

God damn fanboys.

 

[Myasishchev]

Skynet's just WOPR all grown up. It just wants to play a game of tic-tac-toe.

 

[roguephoenix]

it's ok. skynet can't kill people if their "lives" depended on it...

 

[Lindley]

A robot cannot harm a human being, or, through inaction allow a human being to come to harm UNLESS IT HAS REALLY COOL NUKES.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Skynet = Google


I thought everyone knew that.

I though it was the always failing "Internet Explorer" that is awalys not responding.

SKYNET

This is it, people. Prepare yourself! Anyone out there named John Connor?

No Bu I do personaly know a Konnor, John >>>>>>>.

 

[RandyS]

I'll do you guys one better!

http://www.cyberdyne.jp/english/index.html

Damn Japanese will be the death of us all

Yeah. We should've fixed their hash back in WWII.