In "Family Business", DS9 is assigned a new runabout and Sisko promptly names it the Rubicon.
In retrospect, this strikes me as rather odd. As someone who admittedly knows very little about the armed forces, the commander of a navy or coast guard base doesn't get to pick the names of new support craft assigned there, do they?
There must be hundreds of runabouts assigned to stations and perhaps some larger ships like the Enterprise-D. Most of the well-known river names would get taken pretty quickly, so the naming exercise would get pretty dull or frustrating pretty quickly:
"I wanted to name our new runabout the Amazon."
"I'm sorry, sir. According to records, there's already a runabout assigned to Starbase 32 with that name."
"How about the Mississippi?"
"I'm afraid there's one at Deep Space 7 with that name."
"Thames?"
"Starbase 461."
"Nile?"
"Station Sierra Alpha."
"You know what? I don't care anymore. Just have the computer pick something that isn't taken. I'm getting a raktajino."
What do you think?
In retrospect, this strikes me as rather odd. As someone who admittedly knows very little about the armed forces, the commander of a navy or coast guard base doesn't get to pick the names of new support craft assigned there, do they?
There must be hundreds of runabouts assigned to stations and perhaps some larger ships like the Enterprise-D. Most of the well-known river names would get taken pretty quickly, so the naming exercise would get pretty dull or frustrating pretty quickly:
"I wanted to name our new runabout the Amazon."
"I'm sorry, sir. According to records, there's already a runabout assigned to Starbase 32 with that name."
"How about the Mississippi?"
"I'm afraid there's one at Deep Space 7 with that name."
"Thames?"
"Starbase 461."
"Nile?"
"Station Sierra Alpha."
"You know what? I don't care anymore. Just have the computer pick something that isn't taken. I'm getting a raktajino."
What do you think?