"Shuttlepod One" Line-by-Line!

[Enterprise1981]

TUCKER: T'Pol? Are you serious?

 

[LeadHead]

Malcolm: Well... She is a woman you know. I think she's pretty.

 

[Enterprise1981]

TRIP: You've had too much to drink.

 

[LeadHead]

Malcolm: Don't tell me you've never looked at her, you know, in that way.

 

[Enterprise1981]

TRIP: Nah, she's a Vulcan.

 

[LeadHead]

Malcolm: Well.... I think she's pretty.

 

[Enterprise1981]

TRIP: Oh, God.

 

[LeadHead]

Malcolm: You ever noticed her bum?

 

[Enterprise1981]

TRIP: What?

 

[LeadHead]

Malcom: Her bum. She's got an awfully nice bum.

 

[Enterprise1981]

TUCKER: To Sub-Commander T'Pol.

 

[LeadHead]

Trip takes a drink, then hands the bottle to Malcolm.

Malcolm: Awfully nice!

Malcolm takes a drink as the Comm Static gets louder. Trip gets up and heads for the pilots seat.

Malcolm: It's probably nothing, right?

 

[Enterprise1981]

TRIP: (scrambling into pilot's seat) It's definitely not nothing.

 

[LeadHead]

Malcolm: Well then, that means something. What is it? Is it something or is it someone? Because if it's someone-

 

[Enterprise1981]

TRIP: Shh!

 

[LeadHead]

Malcolm: Sorry.

 

[Enterprise1981]

TRIP: Definitely someone.

 

[LeadHead]

Malcolm: We have no way to respond, do we? Argh. This is like the plane flying over the desert island in the lost at sea movie!

 

[Enterprise1981]

TRIP: Malcolm!

 

[LeadHead]

Malcolm: Sorry, happy endings. I must think happy endings.