"Shuttlepod One" Line-by-Line!

[LeadHead]

Trip: Yeah.

Trip looks at readout on monitor screen

Trip: Would another half day be worth freezing your butt off?

 

[Alienesse]

REED: What are you talking about?

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: If we lower the thermostat in here to about minus 5 degrees centigrade, we should be able to use that power to enhance the efficiency of the atmosphere recyclers.

 

[Enterprise1981]

REED: Our last two and a half days freezing versus our last two days toasty warm. What a delightful choice.

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: I'd pick freezing. Another half day is another half day.

 

[Alienesse]

REED: Freezing it is then.

(hangs up a mirror)

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: And just what are you doing?

 

[Enterprise1981]

TUCKER: And just what are you doing?

 

[Alienesse]

REED: An officer at his best is always well-groomed. (starts shaving)

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: Nice to see you're developing a more positive attitude.

 

[Enterprise1981]

REED: Actually, I was thinking about what our corpses would look like when they're eventually found. With no air in the pod, we should remain in fairly good condition.

 

[LeadHead]

Trip: Charming, but you're forgetting one thing, Malcolm.

 

[Enterprise1981]

REED: What's that?

 

[Brian]

TUCKER: If I remember my honors biology course correctly, your hair and nails keep growing for quite a while after you're dead. I'm pretty sure that includes your beard.

 

[Enterprise1981]

REED: Thanks.

 

[LeadHead]

Back on Enterprise in the Ready Room...

Door chime

Archer: Come in.

 

[Brian]

T'POL: I've analyzed the scans we took of the Tesnian ship right before it crashed. I believe they were hit by a micro-singularity.

 

[LeadHead]

Archer: You're still chasing Gremlins?

 

[Brian]

T'POL: This is no myth, Captain. Three of the singularities also hit Enterprise. They collided with our hull plating here, here and here.

 

[Alienesse]

ARCHER: You're telling me these are tiny black holes?