should oral sex be depicted in star trek: discovery? hear me out

[Captain pl1ngpl0ng]

And we need bathroom scenes with fart-noices because then we can identify better with the characters and it would add to the realism, and if someone got sick on the ship we could have some long puke&diarrhea scenes, that would be great. And in the mix with all the blowjobs and farting we should have long silent scenes, maby entire episodes in silent where people did laundry and checking their mail etc maby only abrupted by false alarms.
Can someone forward this thread to The Orville Show?

 

[Long Syntax]

I want giant schlongs everywhere. I want to see bifurcated Klingon dicks. I want Lorca and Tyler having a mutual jerk-off session as part of one of their male bonding experiences where Lorca still isn't sure he can trust him.

Hey, I'm all for free discussion, but does anything cross the line? I mean, wtf.

 

[Refuge]

Hey, I'm all for free discussion, but does anything cross the line? I mean, wtf.

This thread is getting.. vulgar. Yeah, I know I shouldn't have read the last page.

Steps out of the thread, like a grown up

 

[Tenacity]

If somebody wants porn, there's plenty of it out there. .

the trek porn that ive seen isnt bad

Good costumes. Nice sets. Fair acting where there is acting.

PicardSpeedo
Klingon dicks aren't "bifurcated."

Bifucated referrs to Spocks penis, at least according to nurse chapel[/QUOTE]

 

[MrPointy]

Bifucated referrs to Spocks penis, at least according to nurse chapel

Gene actually wanted Vulcan dicks to function much like rattlesnake tails.

 

[PicardSpeedo]

the trek porn that ive seen isnt bad

Good costumes. Nice sets. Fair acting where there is acting.

PicardSpeedo
Klingon dicks aren't "bifurcated."

Bifucated referrs to Spocks penis, at least according to nurse chapel

That's all fine and well, but Nurse Chapel wasn't up on her Klingon anatomy. According to dialog + soft canon, Worf and ilk quite literally had two dicks.

 

[fireproof78]

That's all fine and well, but Nurse Chapel wasn't up on her Klingon anatomy. According to dialog + soft canon, Worf and ilk quite literally had two dicks.

 

[Hey Missy]

Is that why Dax was such a slut for big Klingon cocks? Because there were two of them?

 

[{ Emilia }]

Is that why Dax was such a slut for big Klingon cocks? Because there were two of them?

So how about we keep the misogynist vocabulary out of here. You're just provoking for the sake of provoking now. Infraction for trolling. Comments to PM.

 

[{ Emilia }]

I also feel like this thread is in dire need of a time out.