"Shattered" Line-by-Line

[Orac]

Chaotica: Fool! Don't you recognise the Queen of the Spider People? Arachnia, my bride. I knew you'd return to me one day, so I could watch you die. (maniacal laughter) Raise the Lightning Shield! Power the Death Ray! Her fleet may be lurking nearby! We must defend ourselves!

 

[JanewayRulz!]

JANEWAY: I'm open to suggestions.

 

[Orac]

Chakotay: Our best bet is to play along.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: Don't let me stop you.

 

[Orac]

Chakotay: I'm not the one he's in love with.

 

[LeadHead]

Chaotica: Arachnia, you beguiled me one with your foul potions. Did you really think you could toy with my affections again?

 

[Orac]

Janeway: Were these characters always this ridiculous?

 

[JanewayRulz!]

CHAOTICA: If I order Lonzak to pull that lever you'll never mock me again!

 

[LeadHead]

Chakotay: Arachnia.

 

[Enterprise1981]

JANEWAY: Please, my liege. I meant it as ridiculous to think I would ever try to deceive you. I've come to warn you of a fiendish plot.

 

[Orac]

Chakotay: By aliens from the Eighth Dimension.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

CHAOTICA: Eighth? Everyone knows there are only five dimensions.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: If you don't believe us, examine their handiwork for yourself. There's a hidden panel behind those rocks.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

CHAOTICA: Very well, I'll humour you. Lonzak!

 

[Orac]

Lonzak: I've found it, Highness!

 

[JanewayRulz!]

CHAOTICA: They've sabotaged my laboratory!

 

[Orac]

Janeway: That vial you're holding, it's a neutralising potion. If you inject their device, you'll render it harmless. Release me, and I'll disarm all their devices throughout your realm.

 

[JanewayRulz!]

CHAOTICA: Oh, Arachnia, you do love me.

 

[LeadHead]

Janeway: How could I resist your... Magnetism?

 

[Enterprise1981]

CHAOTICA: Or I yours! Together we'll rule the cosmos and grind our enemies into dust!