I passed a Klingon today, heading into a strip club. He was...
"Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Place"
This might be my favorite episode yet! Absolutely loved it!
I liked how they had both a Cyrano thing going on and, at the same time, a Pygmalion thing, as Worf teaches Quark how to act Klingon. Very clever.
This should have been a dreadful episode--not just a Ferengi comedy, but a Ferengi Klingon comedy. But it was outstanding, and even better than "The House of Quark." Quark isn't just greedy with disgusting physical traits here--he's a risk-taker and a lover, and one of the most complete characters on the show.
Worf, on the other hand, continues to be stodgy, dour, and humorless. As my wife put it, "All these Klingons have sticks up their ass." Well, as long as it's not a batleth I guess it isn't so bad. The guy who played Tumek, Grilka's advisor guy, was pretty awesome, though. I liked when Worf came in, apologized sotto voce to Morn, knocked Morn off his stool and started waving his dick around. Tumek's just like, "Bro, cool it. She ain't into you."
I don't get why they made it out like Worf was a noob with Klingon women. After all, he managed to impregnate Kh'leyr. True, she's half-Klingon and not the most traditional Klingon, but that should count for something. But I like how Worf rose to Tumek's challenge. I thought the payoff was going to be Worf revealing that he really was the consummate Klingon suitor, but we got something much different.
Quark had a few moments that made me laugh hysterically. One of them was "War? What is it good for? If you ask me, absolutely nothing." Priceless. And his extemporaneous speech was great, too.
We had a love quadrangle here: Quark's had the hots for Dax for five years but now is chasing Grilka, Worf is in love with Grilka who won't talk to him but needs Quark's help, while Dax has designs on Worf. Make sense?
Then we've got a love triangle (of sorts) between the battling O'Briens and Keiko. They did a good job of building that up within the episode, and it's almost a taboo topic for Trek, since there's more than a hint of potential marital infidelity here.
When Odo's teasing Kira about "Miles," he looks and acts like a big cat--there's something very feline about his performance there.
And I liked how they progressed from footrubs to backrubs to full body massages, to "I wouldn't mind spending three weeks in Ireland with you." And the discomfort of both Kira and Miles and Keiko kept trying to push them together...she's not the most observant woman, is she? Or maybe she's just got a greater faith in Miles than he has in himself.
Now I'd like to ask an honest question: Anyone else find this a slightly more subtle case of Trek writers' weird Irish...thing? Miles' mom is, apparently, constantly pregnant, and all of Federation medical science can't help her--only hard-working Mr. O'Brien's footrubs can. And didn't the Bizarro Irish woman in "Up the Long Ladder" want a footrub from Riker? Is foot fetishism a lot bigger in Ireland than it is over here? Or was this just some freak side-effect of the Eugenics Wars? It just seems like every other nationality on Trek is pretty with-it, but the writers always write about Ireland like it's stuck in the 18th century. I wouldn't call it offensive, but it strikes me as kind of patronizing.
For a contrast, look at how they handle Sisko's origin. He's got a few nods to his roots, like the Homestead Grays cap and the tribal art, but there's never a sense that he's not a part of the 24th century (even though his dad, like McCoy, is a Trek Southern Traditionalist). And I guess he also likes the dead sport of baseball, so maybe he's a bad example.
The scene where Kira describes the cottage is brilliant. One of my favorite moments from her, ever. Though I maintain that Miles could have killed their "romance" dead in its tracks, merely, by taking his shirt off in a well-lit room.
Back to the A-story: with Worf's help, Quark defeats Grilka's boytoy bodyguard and wins her heart. And Dax is able to finally make Worf see that she doesn't have cranial ridges, but she's no slouch herself.
The last scene, with both couples being treated for injuries, was about as funny as domestic violence can get. Or does rough but consensual sex not count?
This was a great, funny, well-done episode. One of my top ten so far, easily.