SEX OR PIE

[ShamelessMcBundy]

i see what you did there.

 

[RevdKathy]

I was going to discuss what sort of service Ginsters are providing in this context, but I've now got the unpleasant image of John Prescott's sex-face permanently burned into my mind. Thanks a lot, me!

Ginsters? Ginsters???? Good grief, man! that's the pie equivalent to a syphilitic, 97 year-old one-legged, toothless whore. On valium. With a colostomy bag.

Ginsters...

Pass the brain soap.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I was going to discuss what sort of service Ginsters are providing in this context, but I've now got the unpleasant image of John Prescott's sex-face permanently burned into my mind. Thanks a lot, me!

Ginsters? Ginsters???? Good grief, man! that's the pie equivalent to a pox-ridden, syphilitic, 97 year-old one-legged, toothless whore.

Ginsters...

Pass the brain soap.

Oh sorry... I forgot how much you hate Ginsters. My apologies.

A shame, really, as I've heard some of the ingredients in their chicken and mushroom pies have aphrodisiac properties.
Well, if it worked for John Prescott...

 

[RevdKathy]

Had you ever tasted what a Cornish pasty is supposed to be, you would understand the antipathy felt here towards Ginsters.

And personally, I don't need chicken and mushroom pie...

 

[Emher]

Cake or Death?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY

Precisely what I thought of

Gotta go with sex. With my extremly limited experience, it has surpassed the pie. Would like a rhubarb pie before the are removed from my life though, but I could make do without that as well.

 

[gwud]

Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!
Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!
Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!
Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!
Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex!

Please?

I love it when you beg.

You should be pleased you can't see my tounge sticking out and the panting!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

^^Don't tease me this way.

 

[captcalhoun]

Ice cream on top of apple pie or ice cream on top of Jessica Biel?

no contest. jessica.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

^^Don't tease me this way.

... you can't survive,
Can't stay alive,
Without your pie...

 

[gwud]

^^Don't tease me this way.

... you can't survive,
Can't stay alive,
Without your pie...

Great now I'm gonna have that in my head all day.

Aaahhhhhh baby... my heart is full of love and desire for you.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You know what that does to me ...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

^^Don't tease me this way.

... you can't survive,
Can't stay alive,
Without your pie...

Great now I'm gonna have that in my head all day.

Aaahhhhhh baby... my heart is full of love and desire for you.

I've got the Ian Hislop version in my head now.

 

[JuanBolio]

I can eat pie, and fuck pie. I can fuck a person, but not eat them. Well, I could, but I'd probably have to answer some annoying questions about it.

I went with "Wait... what kind of pie?". I don't like most fruit pies, whereas I'm open to almost any kind of sex.

 

[Plecostomus]

I was going to discuss what sort of service Ginsters are providing in this context, but I've now got the unpleasant image of John Prescott's sex-face permanently burned into my mind. Thanks a lot, me!

Ginsters? Ginsters???? Good grief, man! that's the pie equivalent to a syphilitic, 97 year-old one-legged, toothless whore. On valium. With a colostomy bag.

Ginsters...

Pass the brain soap.

I keep a list on file of all the weaknesses of the moderators... on all the forums I go to. DNA samples too.

For example on another forum I know a chap who is allergic to pasta. I also have a large helicopter full of pasta fueled and ready to launch on a moments notice.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I keep a list on file of all the weaknesses of the moderators... on all the forums I go to.

 

[Plecostomus]

I keep a list on file of all the weaknesses of the moderators... on all the forums I go to.

Yes you are in there too, no worries.

 

[Mallory]

Fortunately for us, we have the Moderator Protection Program. TrekBBS moves us to somewhere else in the country and provides us with new identities and jobs.

 

[Plecostomus]

Fortunately for us, we have the Moderator Protection Program. TrekBBS moves us to somewhere else in the country and provides us with new identities and jobs.

Yeah I got all that on file too, Mike.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Fortunately for us, we have the Moderator Protection Program. TrekBBS moves us to somewhere else in the country and provides us with new identities and jobs.

Is it a camp? Are the flowers? Armed guards?

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Trimed hair Pie!