SEX OR PIE

[Captain Ice]

I keep a list on file of all the weaknesses of the moderators... on all the forums I go to.

Yes you are in there too, no worries.

But he's easy to deal with...

Fortunately for us, we have the Moderator Protection Program. TrekBBS moves us to somewhere else in the country and provides us with new identities and jobs.

Yeah I got all that on file too, Mike.

You've got the falsified information that we leaked to cover the real info, which is guarded tighter than Colonel Sander's secret recipe of herbs and spices.

He's Stan, not Mike. And his address info is also falsified.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Fortunately for us, we have the Moderator Protection Program. TrekBBS moves us to somewhere else in the country and provides us with new identities and jobs.

Great. I want to get moved to Hollywood and be a major producer.

But he's easy to deal with...

Easy as pie.

 

[Plecostomus]

He's Stan, not Mike. And his address info is also falsified.

Actually you are bluffing. And just to prove my point don't answer your doorbell for the next 72 hours unless you really like bees.

Not just regular bees... these are the kind that shoot dogs out of their mouths, and if you piss them off the swarm merges into one gigantic unstoppable ULTRA BEE.

 

[Jono]

Wow, four pages and no one said creampie...well, I'll do it.

I want a creampie...I mean I want to give a creampie...to...someone.

That was probably why no one had said it...

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Buyer's remorse, that.

More like renter's, really, and that's if you're me or TGT.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Can I have bearded clams instead?

 

[Plecostomus]

Can I have bearded clams instead?

Sure. Pass the fish tacos.

 

[sbk1234]

Everytime I read the thread title, it reminds me of the joke where the old woman goes to the old man and asks, "Do you want some super sex?" and the old man says, "I'll have the soup."

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Everytime I read the thread title, it reminds me of the joke where the old woman goes to the old man and asks, "Do you want some super sex?" and the old man says, "I'll have the soup."

Is there such a thing as pious sex?

 

[Lindley]

I suppose if you've already got a partner the answer is obvious.

For those of us not in that circumstance, pie is a lot less confusing.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Pie never says no.

 

[Brutal Strudel]

Pie never says, "I love you but not like that. I'm sure there's a pie out there for you somewhere--you're smart and funny and cute. A lot of pies would kill to be with you. But it just wouldn't work between us." Of course, that means I've never nailed a live rabbit to pie's front door with "That's my soul up there!" written in my own blood above...

Um, how 'bout that Star Trek XI, huh guys? Guys? Guys?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Now i'm in the mood for pie. Mmmmm ...

 

[Brutal Strudel]

So am I. But I'm very fat so what else is new?

 

[gwud]

It's decided, I will have a pie for lunch, which happens to be in two hours at 11am.

 

[gwud]

Duplicate, sorry

 

[gwud]

Another duplicate, very sorry.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh dude, you gotta edit that. And what kind of pie? Should i be jealous?

 

[gwud]

That was random and annoying. It will be a meat pie! Yum!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh my!