Sex offer from student

[Sephiroth]

second from the left is my cousin, and thats MY trans-am thier sitting on, why have I not see this picture before

Although I know you're lying and the odds of this actually being true are in the trillions to one mark but I gotta say it:

Can you get me her number?

More importantly, does she live here in Albuquerque?

nope, but I do

 

[Data Holmes]

Actually I spoke to the Dean about the matter; we're not pursuing any kind of action against her, but I felt it would be best to be on record first, in case she decided to be nasty about it and start telling stories.

So... if you were to go there now, you've got plausible deniability...

You are evil.

Me... Nah...

 

[captcalhoun]

picture's vanshed.

 

[Data Holmes]

picture's vanshed.

God I hate photobucket...

 

[Emher]

second from the left is my cousin, and thats MY trans-am thier sitting on, why have I not see this picture before

Do you not love your car? I'm sorry, I may a bit extreme. I wouldn't let a chick sit on my Saab even, and that's built like an aerodynamic brick!

 

[CorporalClegg]

Although I know you're lying and the odds of this actually being true are in the trillions to one mark but I gotta say it:

Can you get me her number?

More importantly, does she live here in Albuquerque?

nope, but I do

I know. That's why I asked.

 

[Sephiroth]

second from the left is my cousin, and thats MY trans-am thier sitting on, why have I not see this picture before

Do you not love your car? I'm sorry, I may a bit extreme. I wouldn't let a chick sit on my Saab even, and that's built like an aerodynamic brick!

hells yeah, I LOVE my car, it's a 96' WS.6 package, if I weren't so drunk at the time, things would have been different

 

[Sephiroth]

More importantly, does she live here in Albuquerque?

nope, but I do

I know. That's why I asked.

sorry Clegg, she's from the florida trailer trash side of the family

 

[Omnius]

I knew there was a reason we use a different grading system here in the Netherlands. Ours goes from 0 too 100!

We do? I'm used to having a grade system that goes from 0 to 10, and nowadays they only give us a worded grade: enough, more than enough, good and ultimate. Blergh...

I'm talking about college (HBO). In highschool we got similar grades, they just removed the decimal separator in college. (7.5 => 75, 10.0 => 100)

 

[CorporalClegg]

sorry Clegg, she's from the florida trailer trash side of the family

Shucks. I hate Florida.

...And it's trailer trash.

 

[Sephiroth]

last I heard she had a friend draw a really crappy tramp-stamp on her and she was screwing some ex-con

 

[FrontLine]

nope, but I do

I know. That's why I asked.

sorry Clegg, she's from the florida trailer trash side of the family

PM me her address. We may be neighbors.

 

[Data Holmes]

I know. That's why I asked.

sorry Clegg, she's from the florida trailer trash side of the family

PM me her address. We may be neighbors.

 

[Sephiroth]

hell, I don't even have her address, her mom is a crack-a-roach, squats in one apartment after another hooking for crack til she gets kicked out

 

[FrontLine]

Oh, lovely.

 

[Sephiroth]

thats the family my old man married into

 

[RAMA]

I'm not a teacher but I turned down an offer of non-commital, one-time sex with someone probably 15 yrs younger than me last week. I guess younger women like married guys.

RAMA

I forgot to mention I was working at the time....and yes we were both sober.

RAMA

 

[Emher]

second from the left is my cousin, and thats MY trans-am thier sitting on, why have I not see this picture before

Do you not love your car? I'm sorry, I may a bit extreme. I wouldn't let a chick sit on my Saab even, and that's built like an aerodynamic brick!

hells yeah, I LOVE my car, it's a 96' WS.6 package, if I weren't so drunk at the time, things would have been different

Well good dude, knew it sounded kinda odd.

 

[OmahaStar]

I'm not a teacher but I turned down an offer of non-commital, one-time sex with someone probably 15 yrs younger than me last week. I guess younger women like married guys.

RAMA

I forgot to mention I was working at the time....and yes we were both sober.

RAMA

There. Someone's responded to your bait. Happy now? Good for you. Whatever.

 

[QuasarVM]

Hahahaha, yes quite hot. And her outfit reinforced the idea of what she was offering, in case I wasn't sure.

There are actually quite a few slutty girls at my school. The other profs. and I actually keep a tally of who gets the most sex offers per semester and the winner takes the other out for drinks during finals week. (The guys are just as slutty, but none of them have propositioned me.)

Don't do it...ever.

It's unethical and you'd actually be bucking trends and setting a HIGH standard rather than sinking to the lowest common denominator like, I am sure, a lot of others have done.

My 2 cents...for what it's worth.

You did the right thing.