Seven Words in TNG

[MeanJoePhaser]

Unfortunately, Beverly's dance attracted some seedy elements

 

[judge alba]

from the horticultural department which was not

 

[Yeoman Randi]

legal in some states west of the

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actually became likable and a competent officer

You kill me!

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Hawaiian Islands. "Dig that crazy doctor chick

 

[CaptainStoner]

with the amazing flexibility!" said Ensign Gawk.

 

[Red Ranger]

Klingon Cheech & Chong appeared, smoking fatties,

 

[bbailey861]

and munching on some Doritos. There wasn't

 

[Red Ranger]

enough chips to satisy their munchies, however,

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

so they threatened to maim folks unless

 

[CaptainStoner]

Picard gave them back their replicator access.

 

[Red Ranger]

"More Doritos!" exclaimed Klingon Cheech & Chong,

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Or that nelly kid Wesley gets it!"

 

[CaptainStoner]

"Nelly this!" said Wesley, phasering their weed.

 

[Red Ranger]

Worf exclaimed, "For battle come to me!"

 

[bbailey861]

"Bloody hell, Worf, not now," sighed Picard.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Picard shrewdly knew the way to dispose

 

[Delta Belle]

of underperforming crewmembers, short of killing them.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Using similar tactics on Cheech and Chong

 

[CaptainStoner]

, he sent them to Hydroponics, and they

 

[Red Ranger]

were overcome by the humidity.