Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Dripping wet with sweat and feeling out
, Klingon Cheech hollered, "It's so humid, ese!"
Unable to light their reefer, the pair
resorted to snorting their weed. "Oooo, mama!"
Chong started laughing uncontrollably. "Don't start this
party without us, man," he laughed uproariously.
Picard had Data flood hydroponics with nitrous,
which unknown to Picard, was laced with
chocolatey goodness, which satisfied the stoner Klingons'
Picard couldn't believe what he
started! His ship was going to pot!
And he was hallucinating armored trucks constantly!
Not only that, Gilette pop-ups appeared frequently,
making him worry about five o'clock shadow
and razor burn. "Deactivate pop-ups, Data."
Unfortunately Data's neural net had been hacked
forcing him to sing "Don't sit under
the Ipod Tree" (a Steve Jobs-penned jingle)
, till Geordi activated Data's tap dancing routine.
The routine went into overdrive, Data's tapping
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