Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
focus our efforts on establishing first contact
somewhere where the intelligent beings have less
fur and more useful technology. Like blasters!"
Worf started searching the database hoping to
find a mousse to style his beard.
"Aha!" he cried. Spying Riker's hidden supply
of nutragoo he grabbed a healthy heap
and began to style his beard in
a style not seen since before Kahless
groundbreaking reverse mofauxhawk.
Picard groaned. "25 years
in starfleet and I've never
seen worse grooming choices!"
Abashed, Worf returned
to the mirror to preen. "A zit!"
he growled. "I will smite thee, zit,
before the suns next rise.
are you conversing with your bloated blemish?"
asked Deanna, wondering if Worf was experiencing
a pain in his lower abdomen, commonly
seen in middle aged Klingons. Worf was
ready for Qaplop, the Klingon defecation ritual.
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