Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
should report to starbase 32... For decomissioning
of Geordi, who was too busy chasing
around a naked Leah Brahms hologram instead
of recalibrating the hologrid after moriarty decided
to hijack the ship's central computer and
force every food replicator make only crumpets
and strudel. The last time something like
this happened the crew ate nothing but
animal crackers and pixie stik sugar, a
treat for Wesley but not anyone else.
He had gained a lot of weight
in an attempt to be liked but
it all proved pointless because the crew
planned to launch him at the Borg
Unimatrix when they got close enough. The
effect would transform the Borg into a
country and western line dancing troupe that
was named "Atmospheric Pulse Configuration," and had
paid gigs on dozens of planets across
the redneck nebula where they would stay
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