Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
liquid laxative into the margarita mix knowing
that it would trigger explosive poo poos
. Guinan was known for her faecal pranks
that dated all the way back to
her short time on the enterprise-b where
she slipped Commander Chekov a glass of
her "special brew". He never made it
out of the Enterprise-B sickbay before he
sent the odor sensors into red alert.
His explosive farts triggered the new ship's
PA system, which broadcasted the offender's name
in six different languages and also in
nude reenactments of each foul irregular movement.
Everybody started getting confused about what the
System was talking about, Scotty asked for
something green to drink and Kirk started
forcing Picard to view his pictures of
the time he and McCoy vacationed on
Kronos with the Klingon female wrestling team.
Jean-Luc wasn't really up to looking at
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