Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
French comedy icon, Jerry Lewis,
whom Picard despised. "Battle stations!" yelled Riker
in a very cliched manner. "Shields up,
arm photon torpdeos, and tell Troi that
I'll be late for dinner!" barked Riker.
A fierce-looking armored vessel appeared
and started running scans of the engineering
section, making LaForge feel very self-conscious
that he wasn't at his post. "I
was helping Troi with a new recipe
for Commander Riker, Captain. I can be
dressed and back at my station momentarily!"
"Not good enough, dammit! Not good enough!"
"Okay, we weren't cooking, we were swimming!"
"Ten demerits, LaForge," Picard barked. "And K.P.!"
K.P.? Geordi wondered, Is that Katherine Pulaski?
"Your ass is mine tonight," said Pulaski,
in a manner both sensuous and frightening
because she was wearing a gorgeous, silky
kimono, thigh high stockings, and rubber gloves.
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