Seven Words in TNG

French comedy icon, Jerry Lewis,

 

whom Picard despised. "Battle stations!" yelled Riker

 

in a very cliched manner. "Shields up,

 

arm photon torpdeos, and tell Troi that

 

I'll be late for dinner!" barked Riker.

 

A fierce-looking armored vessel appeared

 

and started running scans of the engineering

 

section, making LaForge feel very self-conscious

 

that he wasn't at his post. "I

 

was helping Troi with a new recipe

 

for Commander Riker, Captain. I can be

 

dressed and back at my station momentarily!"

 

"Not good enough, dammit! Not good enough!"

 

"Okay, we weren't cooking, we were swimming!"

 

"Ten demerits, LaForge," Picard barked. "And K.P.!"

 

K.P.? Geordi wondered, Is that Katherine Pulaski?

 

"Your ass is mine tonight," said Pulaski,

 

in a manner both sensuous and frightening

 

because she was wearing a gorgeous, silky

 

kimono, thigh high stockings, and rubber gloves.