Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
was killed by Obi-Wan on
my mother's orders." Young Wesley believed that
Beverly was a member of the Jedi
, a warrior order not unlike that of
the Starfleet Rainbow Jumpsuit Brigade, minus the
jumpsuits. The Jedi wore a more dignified
attire: corduroy overalls covered by large bathrobes
, festooned with deadly weapons like silver shurikens.
"Never mind that!" barked Picard, who by
now was tired of rolling his eyes
at the absurd turn of this narrative.
It appeared that gone were the days
when crews respected and obeyed their captains,
heeding every word as their ship headed
into certain danger. Picard sipped Earl Grey,
and slapped the Earl of Greystoke for
stealing his collection of rare vintage wine,
including a bottle of Dom Irrera 2014
which had been a gift from the
Comedy Guild President, in honour of the
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