Seven Words in TNG

desire some hot, hot and sweaty lovin'

 

that only a man like Joe Manganiello

 

could possibly appreciate as well as speak

 

speak Klingon while in the throes of

 

playing tiddly winks at thirty paces and

 

...THIRTY PACES IS THE WRONG DISTANCE said

 

O'Brien. "It's forty paces! When I was

 

on the Rutledge, CAPT Maxwell and I

 

always did it from just ten paces."

 

"You also spit watermelons out of your

 

rectum into a beer mug! And that

 

is no mean feat," said Tasha Yar,

 

who once won First Prize in a

 

game of Penis Envy on Chlamydia 3 3/5.

 

She beat a hundred other ladies for

 

best form in the freestyle uncircumscised anteater

 

tossing competition that had been a regular

 

staple of those games for as long

 

as the Klingon Empire had been forcing

 

slave laborers to watch them. The first