Seven Words in TNG

fatuous and falsely flaccid facilitation of further

 

futility.

"Resistance is futile" suddenly boomed through

 

the commsystem of the Enterprise, and Picard

 

shivered.

"Signal Red Alert. Arm all weapons

 

...reroute emergency power to the shields. I'll

 

be in the captain's loo, contemplating a

 

way for us to get out of

 

messy situation. Number Two...uh...One, you

 

mind getting me a roll of toilet

 

paper?"

"We're out, Captain."

The entire crew

 

was experiencing a shortage of toilet paper

 

Lines were forming outside the holodecks. It

 

was actually starting to get quite disgusting.

 

A Ferengi Marauder appeared and DaiMon Poopalot

 

issued demands that the Enterprise turn over

 

a new leaf. The old one was

 

starting to get quite fragile and was

 

crumbling apart like the O'Briens' marriage.

"Inform

 

DaiMon Poopalot that we will not do

 

anything until the current Borg threat ends