Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
the sight was accidentally leaked to Starfleet
Intelligence, who dispatched an undercover agent to
try to get the Pakleds to sign
a recording contract for a polka album.
Pakleds, in lederhosen, would be perfect for
a traveling interstellar polka band. They would
be backed by Dabo girls sporting beaded
lizards around their necks and mohawk hairdos.
The Pakleds refused, citing their previous Country
Music Award winning hit F^#$ the Polka
that won Best Song at the 2362
. After threatening to release the gym video feed
on the subspace Holonet as blackmail, the
Pakled tried an emergency beam-out, not realizing
that he was wearing an odd material
that would not beam out so he
had to strip completely naked. His revolting
development was not only upsetting him, but
nauseated everyone around him because of his
flatulent flatulence that flatulatingly flatuated through the
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