Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
When restored to human form his beard
was glowing and fooling Geordi's visor, but
by this time the Enterprise was a
positronic ship with a crew of 15.
The entire vessel had been converted into
the Ultimate Borg Crapper and was devastating
entire systems with Fecal Torpedoes that could
plug the Collective's loo in 68 microseconds.
Millions were left covered in dookie and
other substances that constituted the Collective's feces
. The Federation had to develop a new
kind of shield. Engineer Raymond Febreze proposed
using deodorizing spray to create a thick
layer of lavender smell that would ablate
the entire vessel and prevent any and
all Borg feces to stop Federation vessels
from crossing the line that's drawn he'a!
The Borg retreated, farting in a desperate
attempt to create a plasma cloud that
would make Starfleet's sensors useless, but it
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