Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
held a digital stopwatch and timed it.
"Well, Number One, the Risian Olympics will
be a gold medal time for you!
"The first human to win that competition!"
Riker beamed. "The closest that's ever come
to my captaincy. Then that daily torture
of having to put up with Data's
whistling and Picard's ranting about children. That
stuff gave me the worst migraines imaginable."
Picard coughed: "I am listening, Number One.
But if you don't mind I think
some plasma conduits on Deck 159 need
repairing so I think I'll just go
hire your replacement while you clean them."
Riker laughed loudly and Riverdanced his way
. He thought it was a joke until
Q materialized and turned him into a
plasma cleaning rag and stuck him inside
one of those conduits. Will had no
possible escape and was found years later.
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