Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
that emanated from JJ Abrams alternate timeline.
He wound up in the year 2284
and Riker told him Black Hitler had
used some of Dr. Carol Marcus's protomatter
and generated a planet around the whole
Nestle chocolate plant in Switzerland on Earth.
Cut off from his chocolate supply, Tinky Winky
grew sluggish and despondent, drinking his own
tinkles. He went completely mad, swearing revenge
against any and all who stood before
him. Riker was first. Telepathically binding Troi
to La La with a Vulcan mind meld,
Dipsy and Po, drunk on power and
half a bottle of Jaegermeister, urinated into
a time vortex, opening on the NX01.
The urine splashed all over the NX-01's
saucer section. The Sulibans were horrified and
ordered a full retreat of their cellships.
Riker's itchy rectum began to overtake him.
He stumbled to a nearby toilet and
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