Seven Words in TNG

someone commited," Crusher asked Ogawa.

"Right away,

 

Doctor."

Ogawa turned and winked at Picard.

 

They had set-up this situation so Beverly

 

would wind up being totally and utterly

 

discredited and sent back to Starfleet Medical.

 

But the plan completely backfired, and Beverly

 

sold them both to Tasha for experimentation.

 

Tasha, however, didn't know how to make

 

enough meth to satisfy Picard's addiction, so

 

he had to resort to getting meth

 

from the Crystal Meth Entity. Contacting it

 

was an extremely complicated and dangerous procedure

 

so he used Geordi as his middle

 

man in case things went horribly wrong.

 

Meanwhile Troi, in her quarters, laughed maniacally.

 

She had put itching powder in Will's

 

morning enemas. "Tinkhy Winky says, 'Revenge is

 

a dish that is best served itchy!'

 

Tinky Winky had been propelled a century

 

into the past by a temporal vortex