Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"Why 'stand-by'? Why not
'fire'? Shouldn't we retaliate and attack them?"
wondered Ensign Ro.
"Ensign, Starfleet is not
equipped at present to launch a retaliatory
strike against anyone."
"Why? Did something happen
at Starfleet Command that I don't know
"I was supposed to keep silent
about all the changes, Ensign...but they
have sent a memo about us trying
to conserve our supplies of photon torpedoes
so we cant use them because of
our plan to bomb Bajor out of
Ensign Ro blanched.
"Just kidding. We
are using the torpedoes to make popcorn!"
"Popcorn?! Can't we just simply replicate some?!"
"Replicted popcorn just doesn't taste the same
as genuine antimatter-popped kernels from Space Orville
ReddinpetaQer, King of the Klingon Kernels that
wizard of snackfood, whom even Kahless revered.
His popcorn was revered for being so
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