Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Both Riker and Data were already addicted
and they snorted lines like they were
vacuuming up dust from the floor of
the men's room on Starbase 157. However,
their addiction was so severe that it
interested the Borg. "Mr. Riker, do you
know that your coke usage has attracted
two Borg cubes, and they are on
an intercept course at Warp 8 as we
done the last line, they are mad.
(This is pretty messed up, btw. The borg on cocaine - "Wearetheborgwearetheborgwewillassssssiiimmmiillatteeeeeeyouuuuu." -Scratches arms and face. )
I suggest we go to Warp 9.5
or perhaps even 9.6, but definitely not
before having Geordi run a scan on
just about everything scannable, including the delicate
circuitry of the ship's Orgasmatron, a device
so powerful, it's only used when the
Captain and senior Admirals are aboard and
"Romulan torpedoes, Captain!"
the hell did they come from?! Lock
the de-Romulanizer on their ship immediately and
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