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my God-like physique," he said flexing, "but
for my magnificent intellect and my humility."
"Do you have any faults at all?"
Q asked himself. "None but my generosity,
compassion, thoughtfulness, and pity for
homeless kittens. Also, I fart."
"Who'd you think created the 'Big Bang'"
"You boys are always entertained by scatology,"
griped Troi. "Why can't you just enjoy
a good cry and a mud bath
followed by an orgy of chocolate? Its
a chocolate kiss: it's love.
"What is this, open mic night?" quipped
Data. "I am prepared to entertain with
a heartfelt rendition of 'Poker Face,' I
tell a tale signifying nothing."
Mercifully, before Data reached the second verse
a pack of weasels stormed the bridge
and demanded equal rights, or else they
would run up Picard's trouser leg. This
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