Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
, closely followed by a scream and slap.
Troi was used to getting slapped though
, and rather enjoyed it. She then took
another go at Jean-Luc.
"I'm incapable of
...," A flash erupted and Q appeared, smiling.
"Yes, I think we know mon capitan."
"Dammit, Q! What is it you want?"
demanded Picard, while hiding his sparkly toupee.
"Why, Jean-Luc! Sparkly lilac is so you!"
Picard threw his toupee at Q, hoping
it would distract him from the incriminating
assless chaps he had hidden under his
uniform. Unfortunately, Q snapped his fingers and
in a flash his fanny was exposed.
"Whoops!" Q declared, realizing he'd bared his
"Q-spot", a vaguely understood but thoroughly creepy
part of the anatomy of immortal beings
. "I'm sorry if my omnipotency is showing
my dear Picard, but I just wanted
you to love me. And not for
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