Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
sensually to the ship computer while leering
at Riker, who whined "You're taunting me!"
"Then get a bikini wax, Will, so
your manhood and my camel-toe match up!"
Will wasn't too thrilled about this prospect,
no one watching could stomach the idea
, and things were largely only getting worse.
Several Ferengi had tuned in on the
off chance that something interesting might just
happen. They had a computer alert for
Albanian spies. "Hey, what's that noise?" asked
an Albanian spy named Egzona. "Now that's
reminiscent of a Borg parrot after a
an especially painful bikini wax." Suddenly, Picard
issued a ship-wide ban on waxing one's
naughty bits, and the crew nearly mutineed.
"But I wanna wax myself!", Wesley whined.
"You have no body hair," Data observed.
"That's irrelevant," argued Wesley, "I still wanna
experience manly post-waxing ingrown hairs around my
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