Seven Words in TNG

the saucer is adrift in space! How

 

did nobody notice this?!?"

"Perhaps it is

 

a temporal anomaly. Then again, it could

 

be Barkley's fault, or done deliberately by

 

Bitsy, who's still in her terrible two's

 

and throws tantrums. Like Picard; only cuter.

 

"Anyone notice the stardrive section looks like

 

a Scalextric control device? Blue car's mine!"

 

Nobody understood this particular reference and it

 

caused mass confusion through the ship. Someone

 

googled it but to no avail. "Rats

 

," said Beverly. "Wesley would know what it

 

was, but he's off 'polishing the torpedo

 

, and you know which torpedo that I

 

am referring to, the one with the

 

little stubby wings sticking off to the

 

"-Wings? Did he get a Bolian graft?"

 

There was puzzlement all around but no

 

answers, then a deathly silence...

"So, anyone

 

want to play 'Hide the Tribble'?" asked