Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
shocking abilities involving carrots and very dirty
rutabagas. The crew got rid of O'Brien
through the toilet wastage release hatch in
the holodeck, a feature which no one
wanted to pay for, yet everyone liberally
used when their holodecks activities became rather
dirty and messy. "Sod off, you lot!"
said a disgruntled Barclay, who was in
a bizarre flying machine, disguised as a
garbage scow with pink and purple polka-dots
This distraction let Barclay access forbidden holoprograms.
His favorite was "A Sultry Night with
the Jet Blue flight attendant." His second
was a programme based on the untimely
pregnancy of Deanna Troi in "The Child."
Barclay himself longed to become pregnant, so
his maternal instinct had almost supplanted his
strange new desire to become the first
male Starfleet officer to sport perky 34DDs
Barclay activated them all, crashing the system.
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