Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
entered the apartment, blushed, and asked, "Why
is it that whenever I turn my
back, someone steals my blood wine?" he fumed.
"Because you're a stupid tortoise-head," said
Riker, offended by losing at poker games.
"If you were any other man, I'd
disbembowel you, right here!" Worf shouted angrily.
"But since I'm not, Mr. Worf, you'll
join Guinen and Wesley without your wine
or the frilly lingerie I gave you
as a Christmas present," Riker allowed. "Now,
Mister, get in there before Guinen hurts
my feelings by pointing and laughing at
my disappointingly disappearing hairline or my expanding girth."
Guinen slammed the door and seduced Wesley.
"Time you became a man," Guinan whispered.
Wesley was a little frightened but still
enjoyed doing the horizontal mambo with Guinan.
Which was not easy in zero gravity.
Wesley coveted his Zero Gravity Club membership
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