Seven Words in TNG

entered the apartment, blushed, and asked, "Why

 

is it that whenever I turn my

 

back, someone steals my blood wine?" he fumed.

 

"Because you're a stupid tortoise-head," said

 

Riker, offended by losing at poker games.

 

"If you were any other man, I'd

 

disbembowel you, right here!" Worf shouted angrily.

 

"But since I'm not, Mr. Worf, you'll

 

join Guinen and Wesley without your wine

 

or the frilly lingerie I gave you

 

as a Christmas present," Riker allowed. "Now,

 

Mister, get in there before Guinen hurts

 

my feelings by pointing and laughing at

 

my disappointingly disappearing hairline or my expanding girth."

 

Guinen slammed the door and seduced Wesley.

 

"Time you became a man," Guinan whispered.

 

Wesley was a little frightened but still

 

enjoyed doing the horizontal mambo with Guinan.

 

Which was not easy in zero gravity.

 

Wesley coveted his Zero Gravity Club membership