Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
Beverly is a female impersonator, judging from
her pronounced adam's apple, large wrists and
ample scrotum" Data speculated.
"How did you
notice all this?! I've known her for
-" "Another impostor!" yelled Worf. "Alas, it is
unbearable, not knowing who to hump or
French kiss with abandon," Worf grumbled sadly.
"Tell me about it," whined Geordi. "I
found the sweetest young woman and she
somehow managed to hide a forearm sized
adam's apple. It was the crying game!"
"The old 'Crying Game When You Least
Expect a Penis, There It Is!'"
that game!" sighed Picard who clearly had
lost a few rounds. "I blame Q."
Q materialized with a Serena Williams look-alike
"Au contraire Jean-Luc, they were the losers."
Serena-lookalike beat Picard with her tennis
elbow, because she's one tough, bitchy broad.
Worf attempts to fight her off, however
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