Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by CaptainStoner, Aug 20, 2009.
"Fascinating," said Ambassador Spock, who was visiting
his illegitimate son Spork on Rigel Seven.
"A display of strength inconsitent with her
fragile form. Most interesting," said Ambassador Spock.
Look up in the sky it is
a Federation class starship passing over
another promotion, yes, it's the USS Riker
staying in the same damned place again.
"But how can it be? This is
space, the final frontier! Who'd want to
take a ride on the Riker?" "I
did; it was underwhelming," Troi said wryly.
"Me, too. Good times!" said Ensign Ro.
To liven up Ten-Forward, Guinan installed
a "Who Had Riker" poll. Many men
women and androgynous crewmembers added their anecdotes.
Even a Tholian did, raising some questions.
Considering Tholians were well known for their
lack of sexual ingress, making Riker freaky.
"Doctor, give this Tholian an ingress," ordered
Separate names with a comma.