Seven Words in TNG

[Yeoman Randi]

a man?" asked Troi breathlessly. Riker decided

 

[RobertScorpio]

it was time for Troi's weekly spanking.

 

[Mary Ann]

It had been twice weekly, but Troi

 

[Isis]

was compelling with her "pretty please," so

 

[Yeoman Randi]

spankings were reduced to once weekly. Wesley

 

[RobertScorpio]

decided he needed to be spanked twenty

 

[Zameaze]

times a day, but nobody cared except

 

[RobertScorpio]

for him.

Meanwhile, on Vulcan, a large

 

[CaptainStoner]

pon farr festival called "Logic & Lace"

 

[cooleddie74]

commenced with a performance by a very

 

[RobertScorpio]

hairy human female named Oooblanab. She had

 

[cooleddie74]

been raised on the planet Encapsulus, which

 

[RobertScorpio]

meant she held a deep dark secret.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Laforge was determined to uncover that secret

 

[Zameaze]

even if it lay under body hair

pon farr festival called "Logic & Lace"

LOL. You out did yourself, Stone.

 

[Mary Ann]

and would need some serious waxing to

 

[RobertScorpio]

reveal. With his lefty pinky, Giordi began

 

[CaptainStoner]

signalling his readiness to commence "pinky pool",

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

as he gently approached Oooblanab. She

 

[RobertScorpio]

was unique in that all of her