Speaking of penises, the two guys are John and Gordon, right?
Well, that's my name.
Well, that's my name.

Haha, not that I noticed. He's probably saving his money for the fan film, and then the law suit from Fox.It doesn't say "Axanar" or "Peters" anywhere on it, does it?
;-)
I don't think they're officially licensed by Fox, but I also found some uniform costumes. They don't even say The Orville on the page anywhere, "Unisex Warship Uniform". I'd be tempted if these were licensed, but when it comes to stuff like this I try to stick to the official stuff as much as possible.
I'd have posted the picture here but thought it probably runs afoul of a rule.![]()
That's no longer an indication of foreign origin.The overall description is horrible with less-than-ideal grammatical usage
Yes, it looks like the typical space agency insignia. But I believe it also is meant to look like something else.It's a rocket ship.![]()
I'll confess, I didn't actually read a description, I just briefly skimmed it.Really doubting those things are "official" from anyone. Line two says "imported". That generally means it's a Chinese counterfeit. The overall description is horrible with less-than-ideal grammatical usage and line four makes reference to a "nice collection for S.T movie series". They don't even know what they're selling FFS! Wouldn't touch this thing with a ten-meter cattle prod.
"Hot US drama warship uniform cosplay".M'kay...
Hmmm... Yes, you're right about that, sadly.^^ What the hell is this century coming to?
That's no longer an indication of foreign origin.![]()
Looks more like shifty eyes beneath a very tall hat to me.
^^^^I wouldn't give a shit, but our overlords get super pissy over that. Can't even post the Kirk penis rock any more.![]()
Looks more like shifty eyes beneath a very tall hat to me.
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